the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

funky monkey dance

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

by Hairy Monkey April 29, 2006

wild monkey dance

Something I did last night

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches

by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004

dancing monkey

Someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.

Bruce is my dancing monkey.

by bobcows October 14, 2003

Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 3, 2020

dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public

that dance monkey can realy swing that sign

by calbilmc July 10, 2012

Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.

Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite

by llama-corns November 30, 2019