An extraordinarily large or voluminous bowel movement. Named in part for the comic-strip Great Dane, known for his extreme size, and in part for duke, a shortening of the fecal synonym dookie.
"Be careful in that stall man, someone took a massive marmaduke in there. It's filling like 75% of the bowl, and they clearly left it there out of pride. Or maybe the toilet just gave up."
by Ambivalent1 March 24, 2014
1. A terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. Has been known to ruin one's day just from a glance.
2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.
2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.
Example 1:
Person #1 "I see you read todays Marmaduke"
Person #2 " how can you tell?"
Person #1 " you look rather depressed"
Example 2:
Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke
Person #1 "I see you read todays Marmaduke"
Person #2 " how can you tell?"
Person #1 " you look rather depressed"
Example 2:
Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke
by Leepaul August 30, 2010
by cumjerky September 12, 2010
by Dick Dickson January 31, 2003
the runt of the pack. commonly to refer to himself as 'frodo' due to lack of originality and pure BUTTERZness. can be found wanking over pictures of huckleberry with his grotty little willy.
by huckleberry1 July 19, 2011
we were totally marmaduked
by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh April 06, 2008