The Mark Bark

When an old man sneaks into a woman’s window, has sex with her and after finishing grabbing her dog to clean your penis.

My penis is so clean now because I did the mark bark.

by The overnighters June 29, 2022

The Mark Special

The most depraved sexual act known to man

I gave that chick the mark special.

I gave her the mark special and lets just say she didnt walk normally ever again

by FLIPFLOPFLAP August 7, 2014

the mark ruiz

the act of banging a girl so hard, she eventually dies.

dude i totally did the mark ruiz, shes SO dead!

by judy ricardo July 21, 2011

The Mark of the Beast

The COVID-19 vaccines and masks.

As described in the Bible, in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation, the Mark of The Beast is a symbol which indicates allegiance to Satan. Without the mark you won’t be able to buy, sell or participate in the beast system society, like schools, traveling, restaurants or the gym for example.

Mona: NYC mandates vaccines now.

John: I will never take the Mark of the Beast!

by Truth&Freedom August 4, 2021

The Mark of the Dab

The mark left on a person's skin when it comes into contact with a hot "nail" when dabbing. A type of branding.

-"What is that on your arm?"
-"The Mark of the Dab."
-"WTF?"
-"I was dabbing last night and I forgot the nail was hot, got the mark of the dab."

by elyery November 9, 2015

The Mark Yetter Scale

Scale invented after infamously known League of Legends game balancer Mark Yetter chose to change the ranking system of the game and as a result the higher elos of Solo Queue became infested with rats that got inflated as a result of his changes, players later came to call this change of events "The Mark Yetter Scale" as a way to calculate the ranks of new friends in high elo.

Holy fuck, did you see that last season diamond 4 stuck improve on The Mark Yetter Scale?

by bob1337d4 July 29, 2021

The Mark Sage

When you don’t have ky jelly so you substitute sage oil and jerk off driving down the road.

I couldn’t jerk off in my room so I got in the car and did the mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022