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THE KRAKEN!!

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An 18 year old girl by the nick name of NT has a female reproductive organ that resembles the kraken. A monster from the popular pirates of the carribean series.
Dude nt's bergina is like THE KRAKEN!! Not only does it smell like death, but it also have tentacles
by Megreaterthenyou March 5, 2011
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The Kraken’s Revenge

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The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
by Confetti17 January 3, 2020
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A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.
Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.
by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008
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"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
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Release the kraken

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To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
by ashraptor April 1, 2010
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Unleash the Kraken

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To defecate ferociously. This is not your normal "Number two", it's a savage attack on the porcelain perch.
"Oh dear god, that Taco Bell was a mistake. Time to…

…UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!"
by the-grue April 8, 2010
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Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.
"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."
by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006
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