The Kim Kardashian Workout

Boning a black guy. This was her first workout video predating the "Fit in your Jeans by Friday" ones.

John: Hey Sally! Are you ready to go workout?

Sally: Sorry John, im still sore from doing the Kim Kardashian Workout last night

John: ...

The Kim Kardashian Workout by Demonpr22 June 1, 2011

The Kardashians 

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

the Kardashians 

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

the Kardashians by SilawenGreenleaf June 29, 2011

Keeping up with the Kardashians 

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

Keeping up with the Kardashians by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

The Kardashians Of 

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "

Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.

The Kardashians Of by Julebug123 April 15, 2015

the kardashians 

a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.

The Kardashians are a family of sluts and future skanks not including the conservative father.

I love the Kardashians, mainly because they make my prostitute family look normal. btw great show!

the kardashians by Kiera Ogburn March 15, 2008

The Kardashians 

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016