the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse 

Boogey men used to scare people out of their privacy, free speech and other rights online. Canonically, these are terrorists, pedophiles, drug dealers, and money launderers but other distasteful people may be used depending on the audience.

Eventually, all of the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse were trotted out by SOPA/PIPA advocates.

the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse by your_friend_in_freedom July 2, 2012

the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse 

Refers to cybercriminals. The exact meaning changes over time, but generally refers to drug dealers, money launderers, pedophiles, and terrorists. While none of this is new, the term was coinged due to the drastic effects such activity has had on the rights and daily online experiences of regular individuals.

"Thanks to the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse, the police are now allowed to search my computer whenever they want for whatever reason they want!"

the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse by Jello Virus March 6, 2008

The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse 

Simultaneously getting faded off of

1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles

It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.

Will get you hella faded, do not drive.

Example 1).

Me: Yo what you got?

Plug: Anything

Me: Weed?

Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!

2).

Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!

Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.

Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!

The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse by danasp_42 May 22, 2022

Conquering the Four Horsemen

When a man or a woman takes loads from four different ethnicities from the four corners of the world within a 24 hour period.

I took a load earlier today from an asian, a hispanic, and a white dude. I am one black dick away from conquering the four horsemen. Do you know any black dudes that are DTF?

Conquering the Four Horsemen by Sloppybottom October 26, 2025

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.

the four horsemen will bring about the end of the world

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Sarah Way July 17, 2005

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.

Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

1. RIAA (war)
2. 4Kids (death)
3. FCC (famine)
4. The Bush Administration (disease)

These are the real Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem July 4, 2007