first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

first time slammer

I dont know you tell me.

Is that a first time slammer?

by Harmonies and Melodies December 10, 2011

First Time Factor

The heightened arousal factor from a sexual experience with someone the first time, that usually wanes thereafter

Girl #1: I'm getting bored with JP

Girl #2: You've only been with him three times!

Girl #1: I know, but everything after the first time is a downhill slide

Girl #2: You should just do one-nite stands then if you only get off on the First Time Factor

Girl #1: Yeah maybe

by sarasplayroom.com February 2, 2010

first-time envy

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love

"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."

by flimsyB August 15, 2012

Baptist First Time

When a nice Baptist girl waits until her wedding night to have sex, only to find that her hymen has solidified and her nice Baptist boy is unable to penetrate her. After the embarrassment, awkwardness, and doubt subsides, she is forced to go have a doctor surgically "pop her cherry." This concludes the Baptist First Time.

*Any form of conservative dogma that is cuckoo about premarital sex can be substituted for Baptist.

Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Yo dude, your wife was a virgin, right? That's hot! How was she?"

Nice Baptist Boy: "We had a Baptist First Time. She was un-enter-able."

Nice Baptist Boy's Friend: "Ouchhhh. That's balls, man."

Nice Baptist Boy: "Yeah, the doctor got to have all the fun."

by CMKTBH January 8, 2010

First time crazy

The sorta crazy you go when it's your first time at a club or at a school dance and u just go all out and dance and do crazy crap like you don't care

Oh she was first time crazy when she was twerking on the speaker

They were just first time crazy when they joined the grind train

by $noop$h October 8, 2013

first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.

Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”

by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021