by on the roof May 13, 2021
A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
by 19DeltaScout February 24, 2011
A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles
by the fiddler of cotton February 22, 2014
by exef July 15, 2009
Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."
by Brunettebabe March 08, 2009
He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).
by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003