Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.
"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"
by Rossalicous April 11, 2007
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Get the The Steamy Farmer mug.The act of going into your fridge, taking out a carrot, and instead of using it to penetrate your sexual partner, you shove it down your dick hole as far as you can, thus causing profuse bleeding, then remove said carrot and insert it into the anus of your partner, and cum. Then you take your dick out and make your partner give you head WHILE still bleeding. While their, giving you head, you are playing Minecraft in the background. Your partner then stops and asks what your doing, so you take the controller and start penetrating your partner until they start to bleed. Then you eat out your partner and the combination of liquids and blood makes you vomit. So you vomit in their mouth which makes them vomit all over you and themselves, then you continue to have sex while still playing Minecraft. Your dick, not being able to take that much force, splits down the center causing massive amounts of blood which your partner then drinks up and vomits into your anus. You then shit all of the blood, liquids, and vomit into that person's genitalia, which then the muscles then clamp down unto.
Person 1: Hey dude! I heard you got it on with girl name here last night!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!
by Nubula February 18, 2018
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I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!
by Yetiarms April 13, 2022
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"So i was jackhammering my girlfriend last night right, then we reversed and I pulled the hungry farmer."
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There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.
There was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this Indian with one feather on his head. And the farmer asked him whats that feather for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw.
The farmer went on a little ways and saw another Indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? And the Indian said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw.
Then the farmer went on a little more and sees a Indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? And he said me fuck one squaw me fuck two squaw me fuck tree me fuck rock me fuck everything. And the farmer said oh my dear! The Indian said me no fuck deer deer run too fast.
by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009
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The farmers league is a dark place
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