the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
by jizz o man January 29, 2009
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
by Jessie M October 12, 2006
While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug
by flappybob420 February 19, 2008
The sexual act of sticking your male genitals in your female or male partners stretched ear lobe if she or he has stretched it enough or would like to stretch it more.
by jogglenock134 October 21, 2012
Any makeshift earplugs. They can be fashioned from toilet paper, cigarette butts, tampons, bullets, gum, or just nothing at all; and typically don't work very well. Sometimes worn only after years of loud music and sustained hearing loss causes an adjustment of habits.
Punker 1: Yo, this band is LOOOOOOUUUUUUUD!!!
Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!
Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!
Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!
Punker 1: You have METH READY?????
Punker 2: WHAAAAAAAAT? Can't hear ya; wearin punk rock ear plugs!!!... half deaf already!!!
Punker 1: You have Beth ready?!!!!
Punker 2: HALF DEAF ALREADY!!!!!!
Punker 1: You have METH READY?????
by braddelcat November 08, 2009
Jewlery that dramatically stretches the earlobes, sometimes with the intention of earlobe copulation. indcates robust participation in receiving anal intercourse.its
Hey that guy/girl totally gauged out their ears with fuckablr ear plugs. This indicates that they need their holes stretched. (S)he takes it in the ass
by m6e6t6 April 04, 2019
by cngmythic December 16, 2023