let the door be the bell 

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

let the door be the bell by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

the door test by schmex May 18, 2005

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out 

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out by MBA08 March 3, 2007

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! 

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

The mixer's at the door 

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

The mixer's at the door by Macktown February 17, 2018

Before the door 

It is an acting exercise at Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year.

Person A:I had my before the door today.
Person B: So... how did you do?
Person A: Totally nailed it!

Before the door by kaoz22 August 14, 2009

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

Dick in the door by Great Seany July 5, 2016