Pierre The Diddler

A bald, manly cat who bares slight resemblance to Walter White. He is shirtless, and has the body of an old man

I hate Pierre the Diddlers saggy nipples!

by Pierrelovers24601 March 6, 2026

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

by Icepen15 April 6, 2011

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Whacko the diddleyo

A term of extreme excitement.

I won the lottery! Whacko the diddleyo!

by Offclub June 5, 2019

The Dildler

A mysterious supervillian/antihero who throws green dildos on the court of WNBA games. Some find his actions vile and sexist. Others, see him as an antihero who is trying to make the WNBA watchable and relevant.

I went to a WNBA game and in between airballs and bad passing The Dildler threw a green dildo on the court!

by Intercaust August 6, 2025