Slice The Butter 

Causing trouble in a smooth manner so that no one notices, as in slicing a butter with a warm knife.

Mary stole all of our bananas! Why did she slice the butter so bad?

Slice The Butter by Michael Colsterky November 26, 2009

Spread the Butter 

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

Spread the Butter by Nob April 28, 2004

Slept on the butter 

1.Delaying Telling someone very important information.

2.Really screwing something up.

1.
Sally:"Oh, jim your meatings in 10 minutes, I forgot to tell you"
Jim:"Oh you moron, you really slept on the butter!"

2.Sorry I broke your arm, I guess I kinda slept on the butter.

Slept on the butter by Kalzorath August 20, 2012

Spreading the butter 

A fag that likes jaking off a lot

Kim likes to spread the butter at school

Spreading the butter by tyler April 28, 2004

Squeezing The Butter 

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

Squeezing The Butter by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

Smoothing the butter 

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

Smoothing the butter by Tcassius October 1, 2010

slappin the butter 

to choke the chicken, masterbate or just slappin around some butter.

some people like to google themselves but i prefer slappin the butter.

slappin the butter by captain slosh April 17, 2009