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Paint the Windows Shut

Paiting the glass and seams of a window in a crack house so that "The neighbors can't look in and the (crack, weed) smoke can't get out."
CRACKHEAD 1:
"I found an old paint can outside."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Oh, hell yeah!"

CRACKHEAD 1:
"Paint the windows shut. Paint the windows shut."

CRACKHEAD 2:
"Paint the window shut. Paint the window shut."
by Rick-from-chicago October 12, 2007
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Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.
by TheDude127 April 15, 2009
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duck tape on the windows

when a person is depressed and you want to be left alone a term used to explain your state of depression
sad person 1-Dude i dont want to talk to you im so freakin depressed im about to put duck tape on the windows!
naraya- chill.
by Naraya subramanian March 19, 2008
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fuck the windows

me and ma niggas aaron and jamal were washin some cars wen we saw dat the windows were lookin shit. so wat did we say? we sed fuck the windows, fuck the windows, fuck the windows!
if you feel that it is unecessary to perform a particular task then u can adapt this phrase to your situation.....eg fuck the boot or fuck the wheels.
by lemmon August 3, 2004
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Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.
Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out
by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016
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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses
Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.
by Markanie April 14, 2023
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