Saluting the troops

A male arousal to the point where it hurts. Erection of the penis.

She was so hot he ended up saluting the troops.

by snowballs_chance April 20, 2010

bring the troops home

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

by pantsalone March 11, 2012

support the troops

A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.

You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?

by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006

respect the troops

A phrase to be repeated constantly to people that have cheated on their significant others while they are away at boot camp or deployed. As they clearly do not respect the troops, they must be constantly reminded to do so.

"Hey look over there, it's Sarah."
"The Sarah that slept with a guy while her boyfriend was at boot camp?"
"Yeah that one, I'm gonna call her out... HEY SARAH! RESPECT THE TROOPS!"

by gamma1415 May 27, 2019

rally the troops

Term used to describe the process of getting everyone who is out at the bar together and prepare them to leave, as it is either the end of the night or the scene is hurting.

1. "Rally the troops, Ewan threw up on the bouncer."

alternate use

2. "Let's rally to the next bar, this place is filled with hoochies."

by Jess55 July 16, 2006

call in the troops

When you are feeling upset, or have a mountain of courswork to do you feel like you need some help or you feel like you need to "call in the troops"

Bob: Mate you alrite

Dave: nah i gota somehow find a way of getting outa of going down on sarah

bob: do you need to call in the troops on this one

Dave: yes i do

by fvvrevrwvvwefvevvvv May 18, 2009

The Trooper

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.

The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.

by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008