the teleporter

a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.

"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."

by Peter macPhearson April 23, 2005

The Teletubby

sticking your tv remote in your fat girlfriends bumhole.

“i just did the Teletubby to Theresa May.”

by p.o.e123123 August 29, 2020

the telegraph

A news company, for retards, by retards.

-You read the Telegraph?
-No, I heard they wanted to censor slang

by Bhb October 25, 2019

The Teleprompter

The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.

(Chet and Mary having sex)

Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie

by Ted Palansky April 18, 2005

the telepathic kid

A sick perverted corpse grinder or necrophilliac Someone who enjoys sex with dead people

Don't invite him to your funeral i heard he was just like the telepathic kid

by HAH! June 7, 2004

Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025