Shock the Jawa

Any sexual act that involves exposing the mans penis to an electric current of some form.

My girlfreind complained that I couldn't get off when we screwed. Then I had the idea to Shock the Jawa and she hasn't complained since.

by Orcaman December 11, 2009

Shock the Puss

Attaching a dog shock collar to the exterior nasty parts of the female vagina (usually with tape) and proceding to shock her for entertainment value. The act was originated and made popular by the "Bubba the Love Sponge" radio show from Tampa, FL now on Sirius Sattelite Radio.

BTLS- "Today we have a good show for you we got Maddy Yokum comin in at 3 and later we'll have the cheetah girls in and we'll shock the puss"

by John Gladney August 25, 2006

Shock The Monkey

Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.

Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"

Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."

Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"

Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"

by DonutHoleMole99 July 23, 2019

Shock the Monkey

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.

Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.

by CJustcallmeC December 7, 2014

shock the world

The act of putting the index and middle finger in the whole of the vagina, while putting the pinky finger in the ass hole.

Sam decided to shock the world of Sammi, he should wash his hands.

by 72u9qb2f90wf April 14, 2014

Shock the Mojo

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."

See also: Shocking the Mojo

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008