Spaulding High School

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself

Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”

by zay12 October 8, 2017

Spaulding High School

The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.

Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.

by D to the frizzle August 15, 2011

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding

(Noun) - A Wee Treat.

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding is a wee treat.

by Rua1977 October 22, 2011

Hooray for Captain Spaulding

A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.

Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!

Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.

Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

by Llamas007 November 6, 2012

Spaulding

Some having a train ran on them or having intercourse with a group of friends

Bianca: Bitch you was Spaulding
Sky: no I wasn't but you a homewrecker

by Bhadiefromuptown November 8, 2017

blake spaulding

Towel,Towelette, Rainbow Six Seige Player, Follower of Mary Jane

Blake Spaulding is such a towelette.

by TDHVDecron May 9, 2017

Haley Alexis Spaulding

An elegant woman with such beauty and such grace. She has the biggest of bootys and the biggest of boobs. Her face though tops it all off with such indescribable looks. She is ineffable

Guy 1: Haley Alexis Spaulding has huge boobs and a big butt
Guy 2: yeah but her beautiful face is the best of all of it

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford January 11, 2024