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Shane the Destroyer

The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.
omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

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what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you
by Farman June 9, 2018
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Shane the Train

Train that was built in Long Island in 1945. Only a single car but tons of pure metal and steel will scare any competitors off.
Person 1: Let's go skateboarding with Shane the Train
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard
by Mrs. Summers October 24, 2019
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The Adventures of Ben and Shane

a popular underground comic- writen by Ben Williams and Shane Roe, and illustrated by Ben williams, it is a book about the adventures of two pirates metioned in the title, the autors are currently working on more books to the series.

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pirates
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Jeffrey read his favorite book, The Adventures of Ben and Shane.
by Jeffrey Mullet March 25, 2007
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The Saneil Theorem

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem
The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel
by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
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Wonko the sane

If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would hten have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.

John "Wonko The Sane" Watson is tall and gangly.

He lives in an inside-out house overlooking the Pacific Ocean. That is, to visit you park on the carpet. There's a sign on the wall that reads, "Come Outside." He considers the rest of the world to be "The Asylum," because it seemed to him that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks was no longer a civilization in which he could live and stay sane.

Wonko knows more about the dolphins than any other human being alive.
Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams
by Wonko_The_Sane January 22, 2005
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Wonko the Sane

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.
Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams
by Some Froog May 30, 2018
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Theshane

is the best person in the world. Can't be beat in anything. The next ceo of apple. This person will be your boss. Most awesome person ever. At first he might seem like a nerd, but don't bully him because he will get all of the girls.
Theshane is awesome
by uafhiufhiuaefhuiefefyifyiasuey November 21, 2013
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