Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022

Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

The Squid

A particular method used by unexperienced girls to give hand jobs. The female (or male) performing the hand job spreads out their fingers and approaches the penis head on, collapsing each digit equidistant around the base of the shaft. To complete the stroke, all five fingers are drawn up the shaft toward the center of the palm unanimously while the palm is drawn away away from the head of the penis. Performed correctly, this should result in a motion resembling a squid swimming.

So last night I was making out with my girlfriend and she tried to give me the squid...

by Wolf of Handicap Stall Street January 24, 2014

The Squid

When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.

Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.

Bob: Nice.

by Wook January 28, 2008

parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

the squibbler

A male friend who is constantly out of money even though they boast of family riches. The squibbler usually lives in a dark messy place and lives of loans from friends. As low as they go they still find ways to make them seem better than the rest, never fall int othe trap of the squibbler

Friend-Hey mate what have you been up to?

The squibbler- Well i went overseas for a few months, look at all my new clothes!

Friend- so you can give me my $10 dollars you owe me then..?

Friend- where the fuck did he go???

by Douglo_dman August 30, 2011

tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman May 6, 2007