oral roberts

When you get head from someone

Guy 1: yo dude lindsay gave me an increible oral roberts yesterday

Guy 2: oh man she gave you an oral roberts, what a dirty girl

by B/S April 28, 2006

oral roberts

Performing oral sex on yourself

She is going to give a demonstration of oral roberts at halftime.

by Bstro December 13, 2003

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

Oral Roberts

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}

-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend

by Diabolical Kenneth August 10, 2007

An Oral Roberts

A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.

Damn, i think my girl passed out when she gave me an Oral Roberts

by James Powell January 6, 2006

Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

Oral Roberts

When you're 69ing and both shit at the same time.

Me and Nikki went for a date at Taco Bell and did an Oral Roberts on her bed. there was shit everywhere and the clean up was hectic!

by pope oral March 23, 2021