The Nick Punto Kid

That kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won't even start in their local softball leagues.

Nick Punto? Only The Nick Punto Kid would draft Nick Punto.
Who the hell is Nick Punto?
What position does Nick Punto play?

by cubiesg7 April 10, 2011

The Nick Offerman

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.

news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

The Nick Dood

When one takes a poop and then proceeds to masterbate on the toilet without washing one’s hands in between actions, essentially giving yourself anal.

Yesterday while I was pooping, I gave my self the Nick Dood because I was was thinking of anal.

by The Nick Dood July 19, 2018

The Nick Effect

The phenomenon that occurs when Nick or a Nick joins your server or squad and causes performances issues on your PC or console.

Nathan: "Yo man, I'm getting 30 fps less than usual!
Phil: " Must be The Nick Effect."
Nick: "Yo."

by TheElMexican May 4, 2020

The Nick Cruze

One who sells out to black culture despite the color of their own skin. Usually considers themself some kind of rapper/gangster. A Nick Cruze will often be spotted fucking toilets, walls and people who would rather be fucking his best friend.

Guy 1: Check out that wigger rapping over there. He's got all those bitches with him, but he doesn't realize that he's clearly stuffing his pants with a banana.

Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.

by Alcoholypmic Gold April 4, 2005

The Nick-ed Mile

Running over a mile, usually over a bridge, in order to get get to know some girl who is most likely NOT going to put out so really, what is the point?

Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!

by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009

The Nick Zerilli

A dance move resembling a shimmy but instead looks more like shanking someone. Also known as the Shimmy Shank.

Austin: Why is that young man shanking the air?

Andrew: No I think he's starting a lawn mower

Taylor: I think he's having a seizure

Kyle: You're all wrong. He's doing the Nick Zerilli

*They all proceed to do The Nick Zerilli*

by kthomasb16 June 28, 2011