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first nap of the day

Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.

She's taking the first nap of the day.
by some book May 22, 2010
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The Nappa

A sexual technique in which you insert your middle and index fingers in the hole of your choice in a manner that resembles Nappa's Volcano Explosion technique from Dragon Ball Z
"I totally pulled The Nappa on that girl last night"
by Jyynari November 18, 2017
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Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe
by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021
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Fuck the napkin

Despite the the very specific directions you have been given, and despite the fact that the very extensive project is nearly completed, the client decides that it is flawed irreparably and you must pretty much start over. Oh, and it's not their fault that they gave you improper guidance from the get-go. You obviously are an untalented hack and incapable of reading minds. What kind of "creative" person can't read minds? Hack ...

The term comes from the "This is Spinal Tap" scene in which Angelica Huston presents an 18" Stonehenge monument to Ian because he wrote the directions on a cocktail napkin and wrote " for "inches" instead of ' for "feet".
Agency CD:

"Why did you make that tag verbal and not sung?"

Composer:

"You told us to do that in our meeting and you wrote it on this napkin that I'm holding right here. This one in my hand, the one that has your handwriting on it that says "make the tag verbal"

Agency CD:

"Fuck the napkin"
by Chuck Lindo June 8, 2009
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The Napsterization of Singapore Math

When digital pirates from notorious copyright-violating countries like India, Pakistan, and Nigeria are blatantly sharing Singapore math e-books, students’ and teachers’ resources, and textbook solutions; or are selling them at a fraction of their actual prices.
To tens of thousands of students and teachers in the developing world, the Napsterization of Singapore math looks more like the democratization rather than the illegal dissemination of Singapore math materials to help raise their quantitative literacy at zero costs or for the price of a few megabytes.
by MathPlus November 25, 2021
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The Napoleon

The Napoleon is when you stick all 4 fingers in an orifice typically during a sexual act similar to the large number of photographs capturing Napoleon Bonaparte sticking his 4 fingers in his buttons.
Dirty Josto couldn't quite fist the girl he brought home from the bar but he was able to get 4 fingers in to give her The Napoleon.
by jizmaster2000 December 16, 2013
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The Napalm

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
by N3wt May 12, 2011
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