Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

The Musket Ball

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.

Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.

by Saxon57 March 27, 2020

Pack the Musket

Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.

Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.

The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted

The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.

Kris had his muket packed

by Megawattz August 1, 2009

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 5, 2007

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

The Musky Dutchman

This is a close relative to "The Dutch Oven". It is a vile sex act in which a girl (or a guy depending on your sex or sexual orientation) swallows a fart while giving you a rim-job.

Hey, do you remember that girl I picked up at the bar last night? Well, she was rimming me and I gave her The Musky Dutchman and she held it like a bong hit!

by Anthony Michael Holocaust May 6, 2016