Will’s Meat

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

by Squints loves daddy May 7, 2018

meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

by Noxis December 2, 2003

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

to the meats

drunken to the point of rabidity, like a wild animal.

OMG did you see Sheila grab my junk last night at the bar?! She was fuckin' to the MEATS!

by frownclown September 24, 2009

meatness

<noun>

The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.

Example:
<ThorrDK-> that Costco rotisserie chicken bird is really subpar

<@Thundrblt> I like it, but it's a bit too salty
<ThorrDK-> it's the meat.. texture
<ThorrDK-> it's very 'meatness' is subpar... let's say
<ThorrDK-> you can only mask it's subparness with spices and salt

by Cohen212 January 8, 2022

Meated

A new way for a guy to say he has fucked someone. Usually a very chavy expression. The origin of this word came from two friends who noticed a snapchat story chain had the word “meeting’ spelled “meating”. They decided it sounded like a guy telling his friends he’s had sex with someone.

“How’s it goin’ fam, yeah Arright. Aye, tha girl, yeah, yeah ooh she was at my gaff last night, proper meated her, lasted ages bruv.”

by Gaybish May 18, 2020

Meat

A good food

Hey can I have some meat please.

by Thatgirl_lil-red:) March 31, 2015