The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.
I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me
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invisible hand

A group or organizations influences that are most likely unknown to any members not in the group.
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invisible hand

Economic term originated by some guy who I forgot claiming that there's an invisible hand guiding consumers to make the best descisions for the economy.
We may be in a depression, but it's only a matter or time before the invisible hand fixes things up.
by Burgermeister June 10, 2004
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invisible hand

The process by which the economy will correct itself according to Adam Smith.
The government doesnt need to do anything, the invisible hand will fix the economy
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invisible hand

To masturbate after lying on your hand for several minutes making it numb thus becoming invisible.
"I gave my invisible hand a good shag last night"
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invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.
Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.
by Doomie June 08, 2004
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invisible hand

Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy
The invisible hand moves every day to stabilize the economy
by Jill June 07, 2004
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