The Hills

A television show that is at the forefront of the downfall of American society. Recent studies have shown that The Hills has aided in the existence of 100 million pointless arguments per day, most often occurring between teen to early twenty year old females who relate to the devastating issues a filthy rich, uneducated, ignorant person from "the hills" of California experiences. Anthropologists agree that this detriment to society could have been avoided through the use of logic and reasoning in communication, something the producers and actors of The Hills take pride in lacking. The study released the following warning signs for parents and friends who have not yet been stricken with the mental retardation that occurs after viewing only one episode:

1. After using words like integral, ionic, colloquial, the female has glossy eyes followed by an abysmal stare and possible fainting.

2. The female has moved to heavier programs (known as reality mainlining) such as The Jersey Shore or Rock of Love.

3. During programs like Family Guy or Breaking Bad the female avoids the television and logs on to facebook.

If you know of someone with these symptoms you should consult your local library using similar tactics Reggie from The Basketball Diaries used to help Leonardo DiCaprio kick heroin.

Man my girlfriend is being a real bitch today. I mean more than usual. She must have just watched The Hills.

by Diffiv May 4, 2010

the hills

Large group enormous houses, not unlike the suburbs, usually inhabited by rich white couples with no children.

"Well, George, how about we jump in our Porsche and drive over to the hills for a spot of tea and maybe a match of cricket?"

by Dustan Curtis April 24, 2005

the hills

Large residential complex located in Basking Ridge and partially in Bedminster, NJ. Everyone knows the hills should be it's own town. People who live in the hills know it like the back of their hand, but somehow everyone else gets lost. A lot of the houses look exactly the same and are all very close together. The trees are always perfectly aligned and the grass is always cut, thanks to all the sketchy illeagal mexicans. Not only is there a school up here, we've got rite aid, dairy queen, and a liquor store too. How more Pleasentville could you get?

Yo dude, we're gonna go to Friendlys in like 5, wanna come?
Yeah i'll be there in like 20
Oh yeah..forgot you lived in the hills

by bmw111 January 13, 2008

the hills

area that is IN BASKING RIDGE..has the best parties, and is IN BASKING RIDGE..

Yes, the Hills is IN BASKING RIDGE

by ithinkmenrcool May 4, 2005

The Hills

Have you seen Remember the Titans? Yeah, this is that school. Located in outer ATL, The Hills is a historical establishment home to the infamous savages of Fetty Wap's future protégés. Do you wanna let people know where you are with a fancy snapchat filter? Well you can't. Because for some reason this school was built too close to Emory so we can't get our own damn filter. The Hills is also perfectly located from recognizable landmarks such as: The Spinny Park, Cookout, and the infamous Emory Village. (Beware of freshmen lurking around the Village) Wanna go to a fye ass party? Hit up Durand! Usually there are some white kid parties there. Sometimes. The Hills is an incredible school with a variety of major events and activities. Wanna watch a football game? Don't go to the highschool. The stadium is on the other side of town for some reason. Why? I don't know. Wanna enjoy a delicious snack from the vending machine and you only have dollar bills? Well, you can't. It only takes coins brah. Wanna watch Drake Bell perform live for the entire student body?! Well it's too late. He already came and probably won't come back anymore because we kinda pissed him off. Lol. Get packing and come enjoy a beautiful stay at The Hills! Filled with fratty, white kids, gang fights and a kinda famous celebrity. Now, COME TO THE HILLS!

Tre: Dude, let's go to Cookout!
Lauren: I don't have that much gas tho! How will I get there?!
Dan: Just come to The Hills, we can yeet from there

by Britheguy December 28, 2015

The Hills

a place that Joe Bartolozzi loves to be.

Ex: I've been in the hills fuckin' dudes.

by Sageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 6, 2022

the hills have eyes

means the possibility of being watched from anywhere and everywhere, so watch you back.

I felt like the hills have eyes every time I walk through the parking lot at night.

by danielm27 November 5, 2015