The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

The "Free Bird" effect

When you're driving a car listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the solo comes on. You feel the need to go over the speed limit no matter where you are.

Person 1: "Bro I love this song!"
Person 2: "Hopefully The "Free Bird" effect doesn't happen."

by LesbianFish07 April 28, 2023

the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

Fuck the Free World

A motto from the movie "8 Mile". In the movie, rapper Eminem's character Jimmy B-Rabbit often said this motto in rebellion against rival rap group Leaders of the Free World.

From "8 Mile":
Future: "Man, fuck the free world..."
Cheddar Bob: "Yeah, fuck the Free World!"

by kPOTt July 17, 2012

got the free

A phrase meaning that someone is not busy and don’t have anything to do; it is more commonly used when a person wants someone to come over when their parents aren’t home.

Tyler: You tryna fuck soon?
Hailey: Yeah, I got the free tomorrow!

by emcelijah September 25, 2017

For the free

Without paying; for the low low

We going to this party, is it for the free?

by Jojo Vl August 24, 2011

land of the free

What the national anthems of most countries or former countries (ie. wales) claim thier land to be. Openly communist or fascist countries tend not to use this title though.

Welcome to Prussia, land of the free!


Welcome to Britain, land of the free!


Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!


welcome to the usa, land of the free!


welcome to argentina, land of the free!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004