Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009

The Eternals Effect

When the most interesting thing in a movie or tv show was a tiny scene lasting less than 2 minutes that most people don’t see because they skip the credits.

Ugh that finale was a waste of my time, but that scene in the credits was enjoyable. The Eternals effect strikes again.

by TabularJoker February 9, 2022

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

the eternal pendulum

The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.

Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.

by C.I.C., The Zone October 14, 2003

The_Eternal_

stupid moron

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

The Eternal One

Angelic hero with a heart of gold and ice in his veins. Can be seen with and without wings and with and without swords, depending on who you've pissed off.

Also known as Eternitian

I can't decide whether to lust or run from The Eternal One.

by Wheely Big Vampyre January 29, 2005

The Eternity Game

You know I would have won it, right? If I was in your class and you would have picked me. I would have won the game.

Hym “You know I would have won The Eternity Game, right? You would have told me it was my turn and I just would have done anything. The first thing that popped into mind. Stand my book up on end. Pick up my backpack and drop it. Spin my desk around to face the other direction. Get up and walk out. It’s a game where literally any move wins. And then you would have stole my dissertation or something in retaliation to me humping a baby into your daughter or something. Then I show up with a shotgun and kill everyone. This is turning into a good biopic. I hope my editor is taking notes... And don’t use prep time as an excuse. I think we both know I thought of it immediately. I’ll win this one too. By any means necessary. Because Gamah Desu.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022