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The Emoji Movie 

A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis 🙄").

The Emoji Movie's plot is about an emoji named Gene who can make multiple expressions. He lives inside of a teenager's phone, and one day, the teenager gets texted by his crush. Alex, the teenager, decides to send an emoji back. Gene is called on to do the job, he screws up, and gets the emoji police after him.

So basically he meets this emoji named Hi-5, who used to be popular, but now isn't, for obvious reasons. Hi-5 takes him to this hacker girl who can take to the cloud (which I still don't know because I never watched the movie and just read it on Wikipedia instead) to be fixed. The hacker's name is Jailbreak, and she turns out to be your average badass heroine cliché.

The trio goes around, explores and screws up some apps in Alex's phone, Gene and Jailbreak end up falling in love because emojis can apparently have hormones too, crap happens, and there's this ultimate showdown which I don't really care about. They win, have a happy reunion-celebration-whatever, because everything has to work out in movies (see: The Fault In Our Stars). The end!

Also I'm pretty sure no one cares about Alex and his crush so I'll just leave that out
The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri.
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The Emoji Movie 

Probably the worst film in the world.
Thats why i want to watch it.
YOU SHOULD WATCH IT. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT.
Its like watching a hour long ad.

The emoji movie 

The reason God himself, never descends from heaven to greet humanity.
The emoji movie is a masterpiece ~some lil white girl 2017
The emoji movie by Dilmun October 17, 2017

the emoji movie 

a movie not appropriate for any ages
Friend: "Let's go see the emoji movie!"
Me: No. thats cancer you degenerate
the emoji movie by alilboi February 18, 2018

The Emoji Movie 

One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too.

The Emoji Movie 

Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.
Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
The Emoji Movie by UselessW33b June 15, 2017