Dick Face

A rude person .

Person 1: "hey, can i have a hug?"
Clay: "no!"
Person 1: "DICK FACE!" =(

by Yo Momman! January 22, 2009

dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.

by biskit October 27, 2004

Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

by alkapone November 3, 2009

Dick Face

A Dick Face is somebody you meet thats chill but when you really meet them they are a big back of squidgy dicks.

Fuck off you two faced Dick face!

by 1237373_user January 2, 2017

Dick Face

When you look like you don´t understand or when you are in schok.

-There is only two people in the world who can do the real dick face. The swedish politician Maud olofsson and Lina vilsson.

You make a statement that schoks or offence the other person. The person makes *dick face* and then you say "haha, dick face"

- Look a cat!
- *dick face*
-haha dick face!

by fagersta February 9, 2010

dick face

a person who talks shit on a normal day to day basis

she needs to be quiet shes acting like a dick face.

by melonfelon April 24, 2010

Dick face

The face made after getting your ass kicked or fucking up in a big way and you have nothing to say . Usually the face conveys the espression one has when simply thinking FUCK.

Johnny manziel is tearing apart your defense after you talked a ton of shit . You sit there with the Dick face.

by Malcdaddy September 14, 2013