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The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 May 24, 2018
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The Real Diamond Cutter

When one with no big toes moves both feet inward, connect 2nd toes inwards to reveal a diamond shape due to lack of toes.
Man did you see that guy on the beach, he had the real diamond cutter going on.
by The Hamster Wheel November 8, 2025
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The Catterpillar

When you fuck your girlfriend on her back, while she eats out a chick who's on all fours in doggy style position, while that chick sucks some guy's dick.
Dude, you and your girl totally have to do The Catterpillar with me "and Jennie"
by Viperslayer December 12, 2011
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look at the cutters on that hog

When a girl has big tits and one points it out to their friend
Kevin: Woah man, look at the cutters on that hog they’re ginormous!

John: Yeah man, they are something.
by xcghjklp-098uyt January 8, 2023
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The cunterfly effect

When an ill-informed cunt flaps his/her gums, they can start a riot anywhere in the world.
Nigel Farage spreading disinformation was one of the main causes of the U.K. riots in 2024. A prime example of the cunterfly effect.
by DopeyStats August 8, 2024
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Toecutter

In Australian police slang, toecutter refers to members of the internal Ethical Standards Division (including such groups as the former Office of Police Integrity in Victoria).

In underworld slang, it refers to a criminal who preys on other criminals, using threats and extreme violence to obtain money:

'...the old toecutter activity, where you'd find out who'd done armed robbery, and you'd go around and give them the old Avon lady ring on the doorbell while they're sitting there counting out the money and take more than your fair share. And if they didn't they'd suffer the consequences.' Greg Davies, Secretary of the Victorian Police Association, interviewed on 'Tough Nuts: Australia's Hardest Criminals'.

The most famous Australian toecutter is the late Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read

The term has spread more generally throughout the community, and in workplaces is used to refer to individuals involved in assessing other employees, such as performance managers.

It is believed that the term originates in Northern Ireland, used at one time to refer to the Royal Ulster Constabulary and their torture techniques. There is no evidence Australian criminal toecutters actually cut off the toes of their victims with bolt cutters, as is commonly believed: this would seem to be a myth, probably manufactured by the toecutters themselves.
'Some cops bashed a suspect and he went public about it. Now they've got the toecutters investigating them.'

'I heard you've got a meeting with the toecutters this 'arvo. Good luck.'
by jieshou January 24, 2016
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Toecutters

"Watch out for the Toecutters!!!"
by Evan Weston January 29, 2003
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