the crack theory

the crack theory is a theory that states that it is not sexy to see an ass crack no matter who it is on, and the only time crack is sexy is when cheeks are involved

yo that girl has a fat ass, but that crack aint workin for me

by Da XCellent July 10, 2004

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The crack of dawn

noun;
1. Sunrise.
2. Crack you take when you wake up.
3. Concept that will answer all your questions about God.

1. Frasier: Once I stayed up until the crack of dawn.
Gavin: Wow dude your such a badass.
Eugene: Word.
2. Derell: yo nigga whatup can i hook u up wit sum dope fly shit?
Wendell: nah man not before i get my crack of dawn.
3. What keeps God so high? The crack of dawn. What does God wipe after he takes a shit? The crack of dawn.

by MisterDot April 21, 2010

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the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.

SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!

by twyster May 17, 2006

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The Crack Head

A sad excuse for a human, likes to harm small animals and burn things

by SuperDuck January 18, 2003

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the crack of Dawn

Johnny Depp lover; girl who looks like a pig hater; a sunrise, a bad tan line that looks like a rising sun is comming up above your butt; blingin' blue; bad girl #5; defender of the soccer goal; Bad girl #5 tied with Erin the one and only; laugher from Chris lover of penguins; has a 'history' with Davey

dish soap; her crack is exposed when she bends over

by Erin February 26, 2005

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