The Chad

An extremely well groomed male with an average size male penis. The Chad is 6’4, has a six pack, is extremely well mannered and respectful, and is really good at soccer. He has a vision impairment, ticklish balls, and a lust for travel. If you ever come across The Chad, count your lucky stars - cause there’s only one out there.

The Chad always opens the door for me when we go on dates

by Olly Browny December 4, 2018

The Chad Effect

A Chad is a Chad is a Chad, right? Wellll - not so fast.

“The Chad Effect,” was born when a gym bro formed a gym bond with another bro who regularly went with his lads to workout.

Whenever the gym bro sees his bro, he walks over, props him, and acknowledges the existence of the other lads.

NOW - remove the gym bro’s bro from the equation. When the gym bro sees his bro’s lads on their own, he acts as if he does not know them.

Within the same workout, if the bro emerges from the change room and links up with his lads, the gym bro’s amnesia vanishes and he will come over, props his bro, and acknowledge the existence of the others.

Thus…

“The Chad Effect” (phrase) - when a person forgets/ignores - intentionally or unintentionally - another person despite sharing an established mutual connection/friend.

Chris: Yeah, Ariel said, “Invite Jon and Louis and your other buddies,” so fam, you down?

Steven: Hey Sara - guess we’re the ‘other buddies’.

Sara: (single teardrop)

Louis: The

Louis: Chad

Louis: Effect

Louis: …

Louis: (dabs)

The Chad Effect

by Happybb_Sadbb April 20, 2022

THE CHAD

Chad Warner aka "THE CHAD" is a supremely athletic and talented midfielder playing for the Sydney Swans in the Australian Football League, and was drafted to the Swans with pick19 of the 2019 AFL draft. THE CHAD Makes Patrick Dangerfield, Dustin Martin and Lachie Neale look like your average bogun from the local under 16s comp. Handsom, strong and fast, THE CHAD is an all consuming force when he takes the field, he marks, kicks, tackles, crashes packs, crushes dreams and breaks womens heart everywhere.

THE CHAD breaks from the pack, takes a bounce, runs to 50 meters and smashes the ball right thorugh the sticks for his 7th goal for the night

THE CHAD is making Dustin Martin look like Zav Dawson

THE CHAD is the 2021 AFL rising star

THE CHAD is the 2021 Brownlow Medallist

THE CHAD is the 2021 Norm Smith Medallist

by bushyfromoz April 7, 2021

shade the chad

The act of deficating in another man's ear. The origin comes from a drawing of a man named Chad. The shading on the side of his face made it look like someone took a dump in his ear and smeared it on his cheek. Hence the saying, Shade the Chad.

Man did you how dirty that guy's face was? Looks like someone shaded the chad on him.

by angry clown March 10, 2005

The Chad Special

When a good friend of yours or someone else you want to hang out with no calls, no shows you and disregards you even exist for multiple days on end.

I was supposed to go chill with my boy but he threw "The Chad Special" at me instead.

by Xx Mr.E xX March 27, 2022

The Chad Barrier

Like blasting through sound barrier. The Chad Barrier is the rare phenomena that exist in the modern dating world where a man transitions from a chad-lite to a chad, also known as the top 10% of men. The breaking of barrier will see a huge rise in female attention and is usually the result of years of hard work at the gym and in perfecting one's appearance.

Did you hear about Josh? He broke the Chad Barrier and now he's getting so many matches!

by Waltuh Sus July 23, 2023

Dad the chad

is a dad who is a total chad

Dad the chad aka mark Dornath

by Chad kylie December 10, 2020