The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

The California MacBook by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

The California Way 

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."

The California Way by PLil December 18, 2008

The California Drift 

When driving in California and a driver from the far left lane drifts right and crosses over all 4 or 5 lanes of the Freeway to get off the next exit (.1 miles away). The California Drift is used by most native Californians.

Friend: Damn that guy almost killed about 10 people!
You: Yeah yo, he did The California Drift.

The California Drift by Unicorn Muffintop July 28, 2018

The California Virus 

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

The California Virus by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020

The California Cum Roll 

When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.

That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.

The California Cum Roll by Alex and Danny November 12, 2008

The California Way 

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.

-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves. Everyone was too high to realize."

The California Way by PLil December 18, 2008

The Californian Crossing 

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

The Californian Crossing by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019