by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003
Get the black boxmug. Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.
According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!
by Jezus sweet sweet spirit June 3, 2007
Get the Black Boxmug. hey cheeck out the black box on her
by Dakotah lee smith December 17, 2010
Get the black boxmug. (1) derogative term for Secretary of State Condolezza Rice.
(2) derogative term for any professional black female.
(2) derogative term for any professional black female.
by DLBEN February 23, 2008
Get the black boxmug. by the blizzard December 28, 2005
Get the black boxmug. by Adrian April 9, 2006
Get the black boxmug. The box where you throw a bad memory or action into. Usually occurs after a night of drunkenness or severe intoxication. Once it's thrown into the black box, the subject can never be brought up again.
Alright girl, this is the last time we can talk about Oscar. After this, his ass goes in the black box.
by Amelia May 13, 2005
Get the black boxmug.