noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
by Mike Garee October 13, 2003
by Joey October 13, 2003
slang term used often by parents to explain sex. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males penis) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or fucked).
by Sex Ed. Teacher October 08, 2003
A kid-friendly way to explain the concept of sexual intercourse. In earlier times, people were embarassed to let alone tell children about sex. With newfound knowledge, they use Mother Nature to explain, so kids know that it is less creepy from the get go.
EVERYONE READING THIS. Watch Carpet Diem (an episode of Gravity Falls). It has a Birds and Bees talk in it, and it is one of the most funniest scenes of any show EVER! Another one on that list has to be an episode of Samurai Champloo, called Bogus Booty. You should watch that too.
As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.
Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
As you can probably tell, I watch a LOT of Anime, so there are many more scenes from them in the previously mentioned list.
Bob: Ever hear of The Birds and The Bees?
by K- Eazy August 05, 2015
used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:
a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old
a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)
In other words, it should be avoided.
a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old
a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)
In other words, it should be avoided.
1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*
2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*
2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
by REB7293_2223hfje November 02, 2020
How parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. Especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species sex.
Little Johnny's interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we shag sheep.
by calandale November 17, 2014
by Evil Tim October 14, 2003