The Alter Boy

Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.

by Psychonaut May 7, 2003

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kneeling at the altar

Sexual position in which one person kneels down in front of another and performs oral sex. Receiver can be male or female

He was kneeling at the altar before they had sex

by HS5120 September 5, 2015

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Riding the beast to the alter of sin

Party till you puke____

That dude in the bathroom is Riding the beast to the alter of sin

by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004

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the alternate universe

the place where magic happens.

Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.

by vashill April 5, 2020

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kneeling at the altar

Sexual position. When a female kneels to give a guy head.

Example 1
Guy 1: How'd it go last night
Guy 2: awesome! She was totally kneeling at the altar.

Example 2
Woman: I'm gonna kneel at your altar later

by ManAtTheStar July 10, 2013

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The Alterverse

The Alterverse is a great location with lots of Memes and immature people who spam a lot.
The Alterverse is located in the eighth Sea.
It is owned by a man named Bep, who is said to be very ugly and an abusive, this man Bep literally does nothing but sit on his ass all day spamming random peoples dms.

Beats: Hey, A.
A:wut
Beats: Bep is ugli

A:no
Dubi:yes
Beats:am die

A: The Alterverse I said dat so Sa page is accepted

Bep:Ana did Shane s ash’s was w

by Epicsnassnas May 11, 2020

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