Thank you, Dark Souls

"Thank you, Dark souls" is a popular phrase invented and most famously used by the well-known youtuber "videogamedunkey".
It's often used in bullshit situations, or otherwise unfair scenarios.

Daniel: Watch this, I'm gonna parry this fool!
*fails parry*
Daniel: Thank you, Dark souls

by the car. July 20, 2020

thank you fuck you bye

the signature catch phrase of pro wrestling manager and commentator Jim Cornette

as in Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

by BellasaurusTheJust June 29, 2019

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

thanks, lee

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

thankle

An exaggeration of 'cankle'. Whereas 'cankle' is a contraction of 'calf-ankle', 'thankle' is 'thigh-ankle'. Indicates that there isn't just no discernable ankle, but no knee either.

Speaker 1. Sally has such cankles.
Speaker 2. No, they're not just cankles, they're THANKLES!

by Aoife303 November 12, 2006

gee, thanks

Horribly sarcastic remark after someone insults you or something you've created

Me: "Check out these lyrics I wrote, man."
Kev: "Those suck, mate."
Me: "Gee, thanks."

by MrDak November 7, 2004