thatched

being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them

by Rachel Bumbu May 10, 2018

Thatch

The area between the thigh and snatch

I bet her thatch is so sweaty.

by Bdbvocab November 19, 2017

Thatch

Never a heifah twat or drug. Just a simple last name for black beautiful people

Nigel Thatch

by Forever Love! July 14, 2010

Thatch

Hair that is on your taint.

You need to trim that thatch on your grundle.

by Nick Dangerous October 19, 2020

Thatch

A peculiar bouquet of butthole hairs inadvertently left on the toilet seat where the bung typically rests.

ass hair toilet dookie Shit

OMG! Viet Doan left a thatch on the toilet seat and didn’t even bother to clean it up before I could blast a dook.

by crouching tiger, hidden viet September 14, 2010

thatched

A word that describes massive coolness so as to incite an expression of laid-back style and refinement.

You were really classy handling that situation. Way to be thatched.

by Kirby_roo June 14, 2009

Thatch Snatch

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.

Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013