TechMaster

One who masters the art and science of technology. A techie that stands heads and shoulders above the rest.

It is incomprehensible how Loibisch was able to achieve such a level of integration and efficiency, while making this so intuitive for the end user - he is truly a TechMaster :o

by Slag October 10, 2004

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does

Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls

by Nour S May 18, 2007

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain

No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.

by Nick D February 11, 2003

textmarker

a word that only cool people use!
it means that something is hipp

A: Look there is nigge!
B: Oh, I haven't seen him for years! That's textmarker!!

by Patchy, Fobbe, Major January 15, 2011

Textosterone

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938

Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.

by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

Textpester

Verb
1. To send persistent or sequential text messages to someone without waiting for a reply

2. To text conversations better suited to a verbal discussion

Textpesterer noun
Textpesteringing verb
Textpestered adj
Textpesteringly adv

My mom is textpestering me about my plans for the weekend.

by Garritty February 9, 2019