A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
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Get the textastrophe mug.A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.
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Everybody from texass sucks cock.
by Pope Reagan February 25, 2017
Get the Texass mug.Textasy is the state a mobile phone or PDA enters when overwhelmed by text messages. In this annoying state of confusion, the phone or PDA will begin flashing or blinking and won't respond to normal commands. Often requires the user to reboot phone.
by juniusmaximus December 17, 2008
Get the textasy mug.A state of intense exaltation of mind and feeling one achieves as a result of multiple continuous text messaging with close friends and associates. Rapture associated with rapid fire texting, use of keypad, reading of messages, often involving groups of close friends all at once.
As a result of sending and receiving numerous friendly and fun text messages all at once, and without even being conscious of it, Donna had achieved a state of utter textasy.
by bladeser November 18, 2009
Get the Textasy mug.Another name for San Antonio, TX. Located in the center, lower half of Texas, Texasshole maintains its brownish tinge no matter how many times you bleach it.
“Hey, I visited Texasshole this weekend.”
“Great! How was the Alamo?”
“I don’t really remember but it smelled like pee and there were a lot of homeless people.”
“Great! How was the Alamo?”
“I don’t really remember but it smelled like pee and there were a lot of homeless people.”
by SlipperyClam September 23, 2018
Get the texasshole mug.This is an Ass Backwards place where newly created laws are from more than a half century ago. In this place, some people are living more than a half century behind in time.
In the year 2021, in Texassbackwards it's illegal to get an abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy. This place is so Ass Backwards in our current time, as women in every other first world nation democracy have the right to choose everything for their own bodies. Texassbackwards is a place where living laws are more than a half century behind in time! Perhaps they don't know it's 2021?
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