Teson

A totally hot, sexy, badass, revered by the honeys as a hunk o' burnin' love or complete studmuffin. He is perfect in every way. For the ladies, this is as good as it gets. For the guys, this is your biggest competition.

Oh my God Maria, look at that Teson over there. Mmm, the things I would do to him.

Man, Eric, I was going to go talk to that chick over there, but that Teson already talk to her. I don't stand a chance. Hold me.

by Jon!! January 28, 2009

telson

The coolest kid on the block. Prone to silliness and shenanigans.

Telson is always acting a fool...I love that kid!

by MamaDeuce March 6, 2015

Tecsonites

34 really insane people who are extra as hell and would usually scream out confirmation songs when given the opportunity

The Tecsonites are singing Chua-ay so it will rain, therefore class will be suspended.

by random!?!1! June 9, 2018

textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown

unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous

by Lindsey J D July 28, 2007

Textonoreplibia

a fear of not receiving replies from the other person/no reply anxiety

he is suffering from textonoreplibia ☹️.

by rohinurfudit June 1, 2019

textonym

When using predictive text to write an SMS, sometimes an unexpected word of similar / humorous meaning may pop up.

Pint / shot / riot

Kiss / lips

Shag / rich

Sips / piss

Cock / anal

Dual / fuck

Oh no! I meant to send my boyfriend a text saying I wanted to suck his cock tonight.

Don't worry, it's just a textonym. Besides, I heard he's into that sort of thing.

by jwgrooves June 29, 2011

texon

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003