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Colonel Teske

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.
"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"
by El Commodore May 2, 2010
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Teske

Family of trolls that would often perform sexual acts on their mother. They resemble carnies and wipe their asses with sticks in the back alleys of town.
Man, those inbreds on that episode of the X Files were like a Teske!
by Your mom666 October 3, 2008
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tetses

tetses klir es boze texa
(suck my dick)
by mgj April 1, 2004
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titskers

excessive untrimmed public hair on an otherwise nice pair of tits, which is especially disgusting on a girl with a large rack and a see-through shirt. Titskers obviously comes from my brilliant combo tits + whiskers, an abbriaviated way of saying tit whiskers.
Damn girl, how bout mowing the titskers?
by cybertoothhellcat November 12, 2007
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teske

A bussiness poser who feels that his/her sales skills are the best in the buissness even though they never meet or exceed goals.
That teske just murfed another deal.
by kidd1300 March 6, 2009
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Titsker

A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
by Roach Clipps December 26, 2025
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Titsker

TITSKER (n.): A wiry, stray hair sprouting angrily from a woman's nipple, like a perverted weed in the garden of lust. The ultimate foreplay cockblock. It tickles, scratches, is often discovered mid-suck, leaving the dude gagging like he just deep-throated a lint ball from Satan's dryer.
As Bernard dove in for some passionate nipple action on Suzi’s monster bombs, he was rudely interrupted by a rogue TITSKER that whipped across his tongue and lasso’d his uvula like a cowboy on bath salts, turning a certain jizz fest into a limp ride home.
by Roach Clipps December 26, 2025
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