Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.

"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"

by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024

Dual Testicular Torsion

Good luck.....

OH FUCK I HAD DUAL TESTICULAR TORSION

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

testicular torsion

May God have mercy on your soul.

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"

by 7568ino March 8, 2024

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023