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Ladies, if you know a Tessie, stop what you’re doing and text him. Chances are that could be you’re future soulmate. A fun, chill, intelligent, sexy, etc.(among other things), Tessie is an example of someone who always keeps some money in their pocket and never backs down from a task. For Tessie, no goal is unreachable which is why most Tessie’s have boatloads of friends because of their social abilities. Overall, Tessie is a future leader in whatever field he takes interests.
Tessie always got bread.
Heyyyyyyyyy Tessieeeeee.
Tessie gang!
Let’s link up with Tessie.
Tessie’s gonna change the world. Promise.
Tessie by THOTBUSSER November 9, 2019
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Australian slang word for a tesla.
Oh look at that tessie, Elons really invaded Australia.
Tessie by AusSlang1 May 13, 2025

Tessie Tran 

noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.
Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."
Tessie Tran by Nella Iy November 16, 2010

Tessie Wallace 

Tessie Wallace? Is that her?! she slays!

two ton tessie 

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
two ton tessie by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

Tahoe Tessie 

Lake Tahoe's equivalent of the lochness monster.
Hey do you see those moving bumps out in the lake? Yeah I bet that's Tahoe Tessie
Tahoe Tessie by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009

Pebbles & Tessie 

Pebbles & Tessie were the pets of Pat and Mick, Rachel and Sean. Pebbles was a female Tortoishell Cat and Tessie was a female Kelpie Blue heeler X. They were the best pets of all time. And they lived into their late teens. When anyone saw Tessie and Pebbles they would be in awe of thir greatness, and their names became words that would be used to express how good something was.
Pebbles & Tessie Example - For exmaple Sean - "these oranges are really good Dad(Mick)"
To which Mick would reply "Tessie like oranges. Tessie joined the navy, so she coyuld have a naval orange".

Sean - "Dad, I really like your new car" - "So do I Dad replied" . "My new car is so good, even Pebbles said it was good". Pebbles is cat, so cannot talk. The car is so good that a cat who cannot talk, cos she is a cat, says it is good.
Pebbles & Tessie by Sean Curry August 4, 2007