Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 02, 2025

Tesfaye

Tesfaye is a word used by aussie eshays meaning 'The weekend'. It was developed in the 21st century after the popular singer, The Weeknd.

"oi bah, wanna get cracked at moeys birthday on tesfaye?"

by Moeydonworry August 11, 2021