tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

tendonitisophobia

a phobia of wrists.

person 1: hey, like my wrist tattoo?
person 2: ew dont! i have tendonitisophobia!

by poppieeeee July 5, 2009

tindonitis

soreness in the thumb from too much swiping

I was swiping too hard on tinder last night, I think I have tindonitis in my thumb.

by __spenckelly__ July 13, 2016

achilles tedonitis

An excuse that a lazy person uses to get out of taking a walk

Pete said, I'm not walking today because I have achilles tedonitis

by Zorange March 21, 2017

Trentonitis

A word commonly used as a reasoning for why a person named Trenton is absent from an event, often portrayed as a sickness. Trentonitis is also a state of being, Trentonitis explains the actions, behaviors, and overall likeness of people named Trenton. To put is short, Trentonitis is what makes a Trenton a Trenton.

Teacher: "Why is Trenton absent today?"

Thomas: "He has Trentonitis."

by TheFloorIsALie August 18, 2024