telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

tercasting

The act of extremely violent sex, usually performed on the floor. Girl is always on top.

Dude! The girl pushed me on to the floor and then we started tercasting!!

by Bat Man and His Apprentice Robin. June 23, 2006