telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009

teebone kneebone

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.

I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.

by .zola January 21, 2007

teebone

Is the penis bone which is then carved out into a golf tee

Dude: hey what kind of tee are you using

Frog: oh this teebone onr
Dude: whats that made of?
Frog: some dead guys dick

by Teeboneryourfrogass123 December 31, 2017

Teleboxer

Synonym of Box T.V.

Instead of having a flatscreen, they had a Teleboxer

by PoliticalDino May 3, 2024